In a story that will surprise utterly no one, the Mean Girls actress is purportedly in a tizz as there’s a Lindsay Lohan Sex Video of her drifting about out there, and its possessor is readying to unleash it on an all-too-suspecting world.

In the snip—which is stated to be “dynamite”—LiLo purportedly larks raw with an unknown male and executes “a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.”

After unsuccessfully peddling the video to Hustler magazine, the proprietor—a “waiter with a well-known chain restaurant”—is now contriving to release the footage on “an offshore porn site,” which would presumptively lay it outside of Lohan’s lawful clutch.

Naturally, there have been hearsays of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape in the past—most notably, a video recording that proposed to depict LiLo blowing her previous flame Calum Best, and which turned out to be bogus—and so far the only resolution has been far-flung disappointment when the videotapes failed to materialise.

But if this time the hearsays come out to be accurate, the only genuinely astonishing aspect will be, how did a server at a chain restaurant get ahold of the video recording? She must be handing them out as tips now.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson finally confirm Hollywood’s worst kept secret –

After months of speculation about their relationship Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have finally confirmed that they are a couple.

The pair were talking to an American radio DJ who asked them how long they had been together. ‘A very long time,’ replied 22-year-old actress Lohan, who has been living with the 30-year-old DJ since May.

The couple had rung the show to speak to DJ Stryker on Sunday about the plane crash in which their close friend Adam ‘DJ AM’ Goldstein was badly burned on Friday night. He told them: ‘I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple.’ Lohan then thanked him.

The couple are rumored to be buying a house together in New York. They have been inseparable since the start of 2008, stirring rumors that they were secret lovers. They made their affection for each other public on numerous occasions.

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Lindsay Lohan could face up to six years jail time following her her arrest early Tuesday in Santa Monica. The Georgia Rule actress was charged with drunken driving and possession of cocaine. She as picked up after being involved in a car chase with the mother of one of her personal assistants. Click Here For More Lindsay Lohan!

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