In a story that will surprise utterly no one, the Mean Girls actress is purportedly in a tizz as there’s a Lindsay Lohan Sex Video of her drifting about out there, and its possessor is readying to unleash it on an all-too-suspecting world.

In the snip—which is stated to be “dynamite”—LiLo purportedly larks raw with an unknown male and executes “a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.”

After unsuccessfully peddling the video to Hustler magazine, the proprietor—a “waiter with a well-known chain restaurant”—is now contriving to release the footage on “an offshore porn site,” which would presumptively lay it outside of Lohan’s lawful clutch.

Naturally, there have been hearsays of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape in the past—most notably, a video recording that proposed to depict LiLo blowing her previous flame Calum Best, and which turned out to be bogus—and so far the only resolution has been far-flung disappointment when the videotapes failed to materialise.

But if this time the hearsays come out to be accurate, the only genuinely astonishing aspect will be, how did a server at a chain restaurant get ahold of the video recording? She must be handing them out as tips now.

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